Ians adventure on 9/10/02

I went skateboarding a few hours ago, and some interesting things happened...

First off, i was skateboarding at around 8:50 or something like that, didn't really check the clock but it was dark out and there wasnt many cars at the time. So anyways, i was skateboarding around, and decided to stop over at a park near my house, it has smooth ground and its o.k lit. It doesnt have lights itself but the street next to it does and those shine down onto the park. Now back to my tale, I was skateboarding around this big circle thing in the parking lot, it was an Island with a flag on it (half mast, if anyone cares) and i was doing pretty good. I went over to skate a little farther from the light, more in the darkend area of the lot, when a few weird things happened.

I got over there and skated back and forth onto a curb. I must have not noticed the car come into the parking lot. But i looked over just in time to see this car switch its lights off, it was in the shade near a gazebo. I thought that rather odd, ecpsecialy since he made no noise as he came up. Meaning he must have creeped up on me while I was skating. I skated back and forth some more, and pretended to mind my own buisiness.

At first I thought it was a cop trying to hassle me. We live in a small town and there are cops a plenty around here with nothing to do but harass kids. Apon further inspection i noticed the car was a piece of crap. This automatically made me assume it was some punk trying to fuck with me or something. I skated over to the car and passed it, i was gonna just look in until i noticed the drivers side door was wide open. When i looked in the car was empty. The guy must have been somewhere near me. I looked around and didn't notice him, which only meant he was hiding because he coulden't have sprinted out of sight without me seeing. I went around the car and still didn't see anyone.

Suddenly i hear noise behind me, I turn around and there is some guy standing next to a bush. I don't know what the fuck was with him, but he appeared to be on something. I look down and he is holding the worst fucking stick you could imagine. I mean it was like a joke, this was a teeny stick that would break before it injured me. So i ask him what hes doing with the twig. He tells me to shut the fuck up and i laughed. He starts walking towards me so i back up and bump into his car. He kind of slurs out "your gonna regret that". I told him I dont think i am and thats when the fun started. He swings towards me and i move to the right, his stick hits the window and breaks then his fist shatters the glass. He looks over at me and says "its not like it hurt", and i just started laughing really hard. He then proceeded to reach into his coat. Now I don't know what i was supposed to do, but somone reaching into their coat isnt a very welcoming thing, while in a park, in the dark, and being attacked. So I kicked a good looking stick into my hand and swung it at him. It hit him in the arm and he kind of whimpered. He then jumped into his car and told me "I'll be back mark!" and left.... Now my name is Ian, which is what threw me off. Until i saw him floor it out of there, and then as i started to leave, some kid walked into the park right past me.....



what is the DEAL!?